Gotta get the latest trend
Shop and shop until the end
Without the best, I become dirt
To not be in, that would hurt

(directly to verse 2)

Peer pressure infects me
My peers reject me
It does affect me
It could wreck me

(ref)
I shop at the mall
I have myself a ball
Don't deny it!  Answer the call!
Be cool!  Stand tall!

Store to store at a frenzied pace
Can't stop now, I'm in a race
Gotta be the first on my block
To have the latest type of sock

What's in today will soon be dead
It's all a game inside my head
I fall into a greater funk
I'm another yuppie mall punk

Written by T L Blastenbrei
(c) 1995, 1998 Screaming Notebook Publishing